Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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