I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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