i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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