i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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