drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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