ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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