what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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