can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just want nice things and good sex
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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