just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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