Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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