she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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