I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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