Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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