To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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