the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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