: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
