i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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