Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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