Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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