rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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