yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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