rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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