If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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