guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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