When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Two words: nipple clamps
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