I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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