Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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