SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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