You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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