I hate your face
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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