i think i have two assholes
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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