He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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