I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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