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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(347): View more from New York

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

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(917): View more from New York City

i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.

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(330): View more from Ohio

my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark

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(585): View more from New York

it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in

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