How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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