she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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