I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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