How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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