wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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