come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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