eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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