We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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