i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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