I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's never too late to be topless.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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