Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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