Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My feet surprised me
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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