What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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