im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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