8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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