Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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