once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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