these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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