I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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