He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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